May’s Gossip Column, July 30, 2017

Segment #1
A little girl tripped on a door threshold. She cried. Her grandma who had been looking after her said:”Don’t cry, baby! It’s the door’s fault.” The little girl smiled.

Fast forward to today, the little girl is a married woman. In the morning, her half-awakening husband complained about the water leaking from their Nespresso coffee maker. The woman said:”Don’t worry, my dear. It’s Nespresso’s fault!” Her husband stopped complaining.

Segment #2
A woman said to her husband in a loud voice:’Perhaps, you poured to much water…’
The husband immediately cut the woman off, and rebutted in a loud voice:’I did not do it!’
The woman said in a modest voice:’I meant YOU in general, not you-you.’
The husband said in a modest voice:’I take the word of Y-O-U, seriously. If you say YOU, I do think it means ME!’
The woman signed and silenced.

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